Hollandish
Our language.
For successful communism, we have created Hollandish with the purpose of spotting queefing spies. Our Holland Dictionary is updated regularly with categories for everything.
General Rules.
Sentences must start with:
oh
please
oh please
Sentences must end with:
sorry
. (a dot)
Infinitives are preferred.
If only an infinitive is used, the word must be in CAPS and completed with a dot.
gangsta is a slur and shall not be used without proper censorship.
Expressions.
well(...) expresses confusion / restraint
TRUE. expresses agreeing
tbh expresses emphasis
Dictionary.
very ethical / very professional = yeah
Get on your mobility scooter! = Fuck off.
Be gone pest! = Fuck off you little fucking CUNT.
queef = fuck
Lock those lips of yours! = Shut up.
Plan your funeral. = kys
fraud = cunt
For any questions or inquiries about our langauge, please contact our legal team: legal@holland-foundation.org.